ohmygOD so today this kid in my school tried to go through a loop in the railing and ended up getting stuck, so they had to call the security guard, who called the principal, and he pulled the fire alarm so everyone would come outside and laugh at him
just realized you don’t need to say 6am or 6pm. we already know the m is there so just write like 6a or 6p. can’t believe no one figured this trick out before.
or you could do the easy thing and say 0600 and 1800
yeah like adding a bunch of unnecessary zeroes is easy. you piece of shit. you fucking coward
Somehow I found myself scrolling through a couple Columbine fan blogs.
Columbine. Fan. Blogs.
Fan blogs, about Columbine.
Listen, “columbiners”, “tcc”, you are the sickest group of people I have ever come in contact with. Seriously. You /claim/ it’s research, that you want to make sense of their senseless violence, but then turn around and call the killers beautiful? You admire their corrupted souls and drool over their trenchcoat-laden bodies? What kind of edgy, my-parents-don’t-get-it shithead can possibly say these things? How did you fuck up so much that you’ve found yourself in your godforsaken state of mind?
(Although based on your selfies, I can see why you’re so miserable)
Seriously. If my some folly of fate you assholes manage to stay off the watchlist and manage to come to your senses, I hope you shudder years down the line when you think about how horrible your middle school self was.
Fuck off. Go get a regular haircut and maybe go for a jog. You’ll instantly be ten times closer to becoming a well-adjusted adult.
the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu
See also:
Blood is thicker than water The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.
Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.
Let’s not forget that
“Jack of all trades, master of none” ends with “But better than a master of one.”
It means that being equally good/average at everything is much better than being perfect at one thing and sucking at everything else. So don’t worry if you’re not perfect at something you do! Being okay is better!
